A Game to Keep our Minds From our Troubles

I learned a new game! It's called 'Find the Deleted Posts'!

Here's how we play -- we remember posts on someone's blog that they deleted and then we post the cached version.....

Like this!

Limping Along: Gordon Election Party (cached version)

Not only is it super fun but it obviously points out to everyone who reads it that the person who did the deleting is a hypocrite! ... or something like that. Because, people aren't allowed to make changes (like you can't be against someone and talk shit about them and then turn around and endorse or support them -- that's a no-no!)

Oh forget it. That game's just fucking boring.

Uhoh. They're out to get me...

Well now I'm just going to seem hypocritical, because it appears that they are out to get me. Just when I thought everything was cool, it seems that it is not. I don't want to appear paranoid or anything, but I think the UFOs are closing in.

Plus, the aliens are causing global warming, even though it's cold outside. Take that, sense of reason!

Paranoia

Have I talked about paranoia before? I suppose that the messianic complex comes close to what I've been seeing lately, but some of this shit is bordering on a martyr complex which is described as being an 'exaggerated desire for self-sacrifice.' But honestly, there are some seriously straight-up paranoid people out there.

I'm not going to get into a lengthy description of what paranoia's all about, nor am I going to name names (we all remember what happened when I did that, well before all our current troubles began -- the simple naming of a name lead to a discussion I'd never have again, were I to have my druthers.) What I would like to do is urge some caution: those of you who would dedicate your lives to developing the most outrageous of conspiracy theories and then put yourself smack dab in the middle of the conspiracy, as a target or the subject are insane. There's no way around it. What would you say to the person who thinks the government is chasing him down with black helicopters, covering-up alien landings and implanting probes within our buttocks?

Also: if you donate money to a blogger, you're an idiot. That said, if you'd like to send some money to me, Archie Gait, I will not object...