Thursday, June 07, 2007

We Are All Gonna Die

US scientists discover new, incredibly insanely lethally deadly bacteria

In a dramatic case of microbial sleuthing, US scientists said they have discovered a new, ludicrously deadly strain of bacteria previously unknown to medicine.


The bacteria was found in a 43-year-old American woman who had traveled across Peru for three weeks and suffered from symptoms similar to typhoid fever or malaria. The woman has since died in a manner so excruciatingly painful that not even the shlocky shock news reporters at Yahoo dared to describe it. Read More...

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Holy crap.

Archie, are you sure you aren't Tom Mannis?

Gotta go wash my hands 15 or 20 times now...try and stave off the inevitable.