Tom -- you can't be the straightman because there's nothing funny about this. The fact that you don't even know who he is just proves my point. He doesn't care even a little bit about any of us or the issues we face here. He's never in the neighborhood, never at any of the meetings, never marching alongside us as we strive to make this a better place to live.
Tom, I'm offering a whole lot more than a rat's ass here. However, if that's all you need, I'm happy to provide. No delivery charge, extra ketchup included. Cheers!
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Okay, so I guess I'm the straightman in this scenario.
Who's the square?
Tom -- you can't be the straightman because there's nothing funny about this. The fact that you don't even know who he is just proves my point. He doesn't care even a little bit about any of us or the issues we face here. He's never in the neighborhood, never at any of the meetings, never marching alongside us as we strive to make this a better place to live.
Cool. Well, I'll take that rat's ass you're offering to give. Is there a charge for delivery? Can you throw some ketchup in the bag for me?
Tom, I'm offering a whole lot more than a rat's ass here. However, if that's all you need, I'm happy to provide. No delivery charge, extra ketchup included. Cheers!
In ten years, Richard Roeper will look exactly like Wayne LaPierre.
Thanks for this amusing thread.
Now, are you throwing your hat in, Archie, or just funnin' with us? Just curious.
Fargo, my hat has been thrown. What ring it landed in is yet to be determined.
Meanwhile, I'd hoped that someone would have fun with my "celebrity sausage" post, but folks have been holding back.
(http://fargocats.blogspot.com/2006/07/celebrity-sausage-of-day.html)
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